Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
Iv heard a rumour that NormanD uses nettle leaves coz he iz well 'ard
(nearest smilie to a bum I could find!!!)
(nearest smilie to a bum I could find!!!)
what do you wipe your bottom with?
- Thread starter dellzeqq
- Start date
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Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Ou est le bidet ?
Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
I use these meself...
Waits...........
tail or tongue?I use these meself...
Silver Fox
Guru
Andrex with Aloe Vera. Throw in some decent reading material and maybe a coffee, it all makes for a very enjoyable start to the day.
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User482
Guest
I note there's no option for soap, a bucket of water and your left hand...a method guaranteed to leave your ringpiece clean enough to eat your dinner off.
dan_bo
How much does it cost to Oldham?
No option for moss?
dan_bo
How much does it cost to Oldham?
Or indeed the daily mail. Although i wouldn't wipe my arse with that myself.
HLaB
Marie Attoinette Fan
Their Ink is too runny?
Linford
Guest
I use these meself...
Don't you fin'd you need to use a couple for a really thorough job ? - they are a nightmare to flush as well....
it's all going in the book!Hold on, hold on......already 32 responses to this thread......what does it say about cyclists? And why are we so keen to discuss our toilet habits? Del - what are you going to ask us next?
Linford
Guest
Hold on, hold on......already 32 responses to this thread......what does it say about cyclists? And why are we so keen to discuss our toilet habits? Del - what are you going to ask us next?
Wiping ones behind with a Corgi isn't just exclusive to cyclists you know. The Queen has had dozens of them over the years. I never stopped to consider why until now. Perhpas Smeggers has gone into puppy farming to keep up with demand. When money is no object, you need a dog with a soft coat !
That does look like a Chiuhaha (sp), so perhaps she was being a bit flash by going for a larger dog.
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Surely the dog of choice when it come to cleaning your bum is a Shih Tzu.
It's the way I tell 'em!
It's the way I tell 'em!
wiggydiggy
Legendary Member
I can also confirm that railway station paper shamelessly stolen then used whilst crouched in the bushes several hours later works a treat
Hold on, hold on......already 32 responses to this thread......what does it say about cyclists? And why are we so keen to discuss our toilet habits? Del - what are you going to ask us next?
Does it confirm the motorists' theory that cyclists are a bunch of arsewipes?
