What happened next!!!

Discussion in 'Commuting' started by magnatom, 6 Dec 2007.

  1. Cab

    Cab New Member

    Location:
    Cambridge
    I once slipped when stopping at lights; I was in a cycle lane, I lazily veered towards the kerb and put my foot on to it, it turned out to be greasy, I slipped over and landed ribs first on the edge of a metal railing. Apparently my ribs weren't broken, they were just bruised and dislocated. Very painful!
     
  2. OP
    OP
    magnatom

    magnatom Guest

    :blush: You can just see right through me Dom. Of course I thought, why not have a crash in the tunnel where there is very little room to fall safely and there is a risk of breaking a few bones as I collide with the barrier. Great idea! :smile:


    I realise Dom that you are just practicing your Bonj impression!! :sad:
     
  3. OP
    OP
    magnatom

    magnatom Guest


    Ouch!!:smile: Lucky it was a low speed!
     
  4. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    :smile::laugh::blush:

    How am I doing?
     
  5. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Prize for anyone who manages to outbonj bonj this side of christmas.
     
  6. OP
    OP
    magnatom

    magnatom Guest

    Is bonj in with a shout?:smile:
     
  7. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    He can't play, that would be cheating!
     
  8. goo_mason

    goo_mason Champion barbed-wire hurdler

    Location:
    Leith, Edinburgh
    Is that a euphemism for a groinal injury ? :blush:
     
  9. OP
    OP
    magnatom

    magnatom Guest

    It would be impressive if that was true considering I landed on my back :smile:
     
  10. PrettyboyTim

    PrettyboyTim New Member

    Location:
    Brighton

    Bonj is gay, you know.

    There. Where's my prize?
     
  11. OP
    OP
    magnatom

    magnatom Guest

    Nah. Not good enough. You need to come up with a completely wacky, illogical explanation for why this is so. Oh and you need to do it in a way that despite its crazy conspiratorial content still endears you to everyone as that one and only lovable bonj! :smile:
     
  12. OP
    OP
    magnatom

    magnatom Guest

    Oh and you need plenty of facts that you can't back up, but that are written in such a way so that you can constantly deny having ever implied that the fact was a fact in the first place....... I think:wacko:
     
  13. Tynan

    Tynan Veteran

    Location:
    e4
    not wanting a row or anything but ...

    so you WERE going too fast down an unsuitable tunnel thingy

    it's the first thing I thought when the vid starts, it's too narrow, too twisty, the surface is awful, it screams the sort of place that'll have rubbish/glass/heaven knows what, and there's clear hazard should you lose it
     
  14. PrettyboyTim

    PrettyboyTim New Member

    Location:
    Brighton
    Hey! All it said was that I had to 'out' him! :smile:
     
  15. OP
    OP
    magnatom

    magnatom Guest

    Oh no I wasn't! :smile: Seriously though I've been down that tunnel most days for 2.5 years now without and similar incidents and I was slower today than normal.

    I think it is very unusual to slip on glass. If I have to avoid glass I wouldn't be able to commute!!
     
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