What have you learnt today?

[Auntie Helen]

that next door's chickens (whom I'm looking after for the next fortnight) lay different coloured eggs, and that there is a spreadsheet for me to fill in to show which hen has laid on which day. And then I get to eat the eggs...

 

[02GF74]

not today but this week; the super glue that is part of the hutchinson tubeless tyre repair kit does not stick the plastic bags used for miniature cadbury's chocoloclate fingers.

 

[Dayvo]

I shouldn't play golf with my boss and beat him (easily)!

 

[peanut]

I shouldn't play golf with my boss and beat him (easily)!

you obviously haven't read the book 'How to win friends and influence people' !

 

[addictfreak]

Pear cider gives me terrible wind

 

[Campfire]

Today I have discovered that the free holiday my next door neighbour was offering me was not 2 weeks after all but 1 week. I declined gracefully as, with 2 days' notice there was no way I could find enough clobber for 2 weeks as everything was, in the wash, waiting to be ironed etc. Also, husband's food, cat's food, dental appointments, opticians appointments to be cancelled.

Had I realized it was only 1 week, I could have shoved a few tops/shorts/trousers/skirts/knickers etc into a little bag and - Shirley Valentine. The holiday was in Rhodes!!!!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Today I have discovered that the free holiday my next door neighbour was offering me was not 2 weeks after all but 1 week. I declined gracefully as, with 2 days' notice there was no way I could find enough clobber for 2 weeks as everything was, in the wash, waiting to be ironed etc. Also, husband's food, cat's food, dental appointments, opticians appointments to be cancelled.

Had I realized it was only 1 week, I could have shoved a few tops/shorts/trousers/skirts/knickers etc into a little bag and - Shirley Valentine. The holiday was in Rhodes!!!!!

Today I discovered there was a weeks holiday in Rhodes that I could go on at the drop of a hat, but it was offered to someone else, and they turned it DOWN!!!!

 

[palinurus]

Dried mango gives me terrible wind

 

[XmisterIS]

Too day I hav lurned how too spel.

 

[palinurus]

I shouldn't play golf with my boss and beat him (easily)!

I've got a new boss. Sometimes we both enter the local evening 10. You think I should stop for a pint on the way out?.

 

[Dayvo]

I've got a new boss. Sometimes we both enter the local evening 10. You think I should stop for a pint on the way out?.

Yeah, as long as he gets the drinks in!

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

That a bike I have been occasionally riding for 2 years has nine gears, not eight.


[BTW horseradish gives me terrible wind!]

 

[Randochap]

There are some serious haters in the CC community.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

There are some serious haters in the CC community

There are serious lovers here as well. Just ask and most will bend over backwards to help.

 

[cheadle hulme]

There are some serious haters in the CC community.

That doesn't sound good Randochap.

1) How's the recovery coming along?
2) Which poster in particular has annoyed you?
3) Villa and Birmingham won today.