HLaB
Marie Attoinette Fan
'Ahhdiola', he thought you were a South American footballer and he was cheerfully calling out your name.
John the Monkey said:"I LOVE-A YOU"
He's Italian, you see. They are a fiery people, who find it hard sometimes to keep their passions in check. Poor fellow, he's evidently quite overcome with desire. Next time you see him, offer him a copy of the Daily Telegraph, and suggest he reads it whilst sat on a hard chair under a cold shower.
Now I've got daughter stuck in my head, it sounds like Slang: I'll dae yer daughterthe reluctant cyclist said:I've listened again (sad I know) and I now think he is saying ...
I have a young daughter
Maybe he thinks you look like son in law material?
(either that or he's explaining why he is driving a crap car - he is clearly borrowing his young daughters)
Jezston said:Any old iron?