What is it....

[Tanis8472]

They're all the rage like micro scooters, hoverboards, segways and snakeboards.

None of which are legal on our roads or paths

 

[jarlrmai]

I forgot inline skates and heelies

 

[EnPassant]

But its got no brakes, no brakes I tell ya.

I've ridden my motorcycle at 170mph on a track day and its got disc brakes, nothing would get me on a bike with zero brakes, nothing.

Track day no brakes? What's not to like?

 

[Velominati]

Brakes are like soooo uncool dude.

Somebody needs to have a word with their parents, what are they thinking, no brakes and riding like complete lunatics. Back in my day we wouldn't dream of behaving like that, I even spotted one of those young men using his foot on his rear tyre in a vain attempt at trying to slow his bike down, aren't they worried that they may scuff their shoes, I guess others may have noticed that neither of them gave the correct hand signals. Riding like that will give us more 'conservative' cyclists a bad name.
I am now writing a very angry letter to the BBC and the Guardian.