What is it????

[User32269]

I've got two days off work and I'm feeling a bit grotty with a cold. Mrs o let me have a lie in while she took the kids to school before she went to work.
I was told my Christmas present was arriving TODAY and, as the surprise element would be ruined, I should open it.
Look what's just arrived!

I've never had a new bike (gonna be a bit surprised if it's not one!)
What do you think it is? I've got no idea!

 

[Dirk]

Looks like a big carboard box to me.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Blow up doll?

 

[ianrauk]

A pack of Haribo

No sorry, that's Wiggle isn't it.

 

[AndyRM]

A bannister is an odd present.

 

[snorri]

A retired Welsh pit pony?

 

[Welsh wheels]

Jealous! Wish someone would give me a new bike for Christmas

 

[User32269]

If it's not a bike I'm gonna kick off!

Leaving the ripping of the box for a moment longer coz I'm genuinely excited!
I'm imaging something along the lines of a mtb as Mrs o will have got advice from her dad who knows what type of riding I enjoy most.

 

[Alex H]

Have you picked it up?

Is there really something in there?

 

[Crackle]

Have you still not opened it!

 

[TVC]

Looks like you need to reassess your present plans for Mrs O.

 

[User32269]

Something is in it! It's green! It's got front sus and disc brakes! Two things I've never had before! I'm guessing it's an alu frame, something I've also never had before! Right, the box is getting ripped properly now!

 

[I like Skol]

It's a broken bike! That delivery box looks like it has been bent double to fit through a letter box to me. I hope you didn't sign for it without commenting on the state of the packaging......

 

[User32269]

Specialized Crosstrail with hydraulic discs!

My first ever brand new bike at 52 years of age!

 

[Joffey]

That was a big box for a little bike!

Looks lovely - hope you have many hours of fun riding it!