You remind me of my daughter's secondary school leaving event, where the certificates were presented, student by student, by a certain Mr Rolf Harris. Being a graduation deal, obviously all the kids had gone to an effort, but I was still surprised when every let's say attractive and leave it at that 16 year old was greeted by a look of undisguised - indeed, pretty much flaunted - lechery. I'd swear he actually said 'phwooar!" more than once, with a big lascivious grin on his face. The man was all but drooling. It was the openness that amazed. I remarked on it to my missus, saying, 'what with Jimmy Saville 'n all that you'd think he'd a have at least a bit more savvy'. But he didn't. It was not long after that that...