What is your first name?
- Thread starter ColinJ
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Bill Gates
Guest
- Location
- West Sussex
At school I was Mick or Micky and at home Mike. Don't much like Michael. Everyone calls me Mike now.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
James. Am called either James, Jim or Jamie depending on who is doing the calling.
Panter
Just call me Chris...
- Location
- Sittingbourne, Kent
Bill Gates
Guest
- Location
- West Sussex
Say what you see out loud.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Toe Knee - Yes, I got that, BG!
And Hobbits have hairy feet. Or did you not get that?
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Kestevan
Last of the Summer Winos
- Location
- Holmfirth.
Paul, but most people call me Jonno (at least to my face )
MacB
Lover of things that come in 3's
- Location
- Farnborough, Hampshire
Alastair, but I respond to many variations, though quite how 'oi fat bloke!' is helpful I don't know.....
Bill Gates
Guest
- Location
- West Sussex
Oh you mean the little folk with the hairy feet and the see through labelled knees? Hmmm Half an explanation for a halfling perhaps.
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
Well my full title is "Norman the 6th" I'm the 6th first born son to bear the name, except I broke with tradition and called my son "Joseph Norman", which didn't go down too well with my fathers side of the family.
asterix
Comrade Member
- Location
- Limoges or York
So you're not the real Bill Gates? At all?
My first name is 'Vestigial'. I never use it.
You've changed your name though haven't you, your first name was Fat wasn't it?
Note to self, add "3BM" to my list .....
So did the Gordon in our factory. Every time the song came on the radio we'd all sing a chorus of "Gordon is a moron". He'd always throw a major tantrum and go outside for a smoke until he'd calmed down!
I was at school at the time, so fortunately it was never like that for me. However that didn't stop the odd burst of chorus. It just meant that I got good at digging out other peoples weaknesses and insecurities to use back at them.
After a while I realised that the song was just a whine by a t*sser who couldn't keep his girl and the Gordon in question was a better man.
