What new things did you learn in 2013?

[robjh]

OK, I'll start :

1) that riding my bike all night can be fun

2) the word 'twunt' - it's a new word with a familiar ring, and is much-used on a cycling forum that I frequent, eg. here, here or here. I like the word and intend to slip it into conversations in 2014.

 

[mark st1]

Don't sell your bike unless you have another one to ride

 

[welsh dragon]

Get some good cycling shorts, and go commando.

 

[vernon]

2) the word 'twunt' - it's a new word with a familiar ring, and is much-used on a cycling forum that I frequent, eg. here, here or here. I like the word and intend to slip it into conversations in 2014.

That's so 2003

 

[smokeysmoo]

Don't sell your bike unless you have another one to ride

FTFY

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

Don't choose cycling buddys who sell their bikes

 

[Kies]

... or ones with birds in the lounge

 

[mark st1]

Don't choose cycling buddys who sell their bikes

Listen to him a bit more. Maybe

 

[Brandane]

1. Three bikes is not enough.
2. Don't waste time going abroad on cycling trips in April; it can be cold, wet, and windy in France and Spain too.
3. Some of the best cycling available is right on your doorstep you nobber!

 

[ScotiaLass]

1. Steel is heavy
2. Steel doesn't bounce
3. Wearing no knickers is not necessarily a bad thing (circumstance dependant)
4. Learning to change a tyre isn't needed when you own fabulous puppies
5. Shouting 'Hello boys, show us your hose' when passing the local fire station WILL get you attention.
6. A restraining order isn't always a bad thing

Okay, so I made up number 6

 

[welsh dragon]

1. Steel is heavy
2. Steel doesn't bounce
3. Wearing no knickers is not necessarily a bad thing (circumstance dependant)
4. Learning to change a tyre isn't needed when you own fabulous puppies
5. Shouting 'Hello boys, show us your hose' when passing the local fire station WILL get you attention.
6. A restraining order isn't always a bad thing

Okay, so I made up number 6

I have to agree with everything you said girl.

 

[mark st1]

4. Learning to change a tyre isn't needed when you own fabulous puppies

You cycle with your dogs that's pretty impressive

 

[TVC]

When you put a pikey in an identity parade they look s**** scared

 

[Brandane]

You cycle with your dogs that's pretty impressive

.... and they know how to change a tyre on a bike; that's even more impressive!

 

[swee'pea99]

The meaning of the word Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.