What secretly annoys you?

[PaulSecteur]

Maybe I've just lived a sheltered life, but I'm struggling to remember the last time I heard someone do that.

At 1 min 55 seconds he says it wrong, but then at 2.35 he does it right.

I wouldn't have expected Drill Instructor Hartman to have made such a sloppy error. Sir, No Sir!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VRrc2n0NXg

 

[subaqua]

can't tell you or it wouldn't be a secret

 

[Accy cyclist]

Matches that wont strike when they just fizzle out before fully igniting. Then there's the match from the same box that will not go out no matter how many times you waft it!

 

[gbb]

People who stand in the doorway of our local chippie.
I arrive at the door, they're in the way. Move forward to the counter I think ..'just coming through' i ask right behind them...and they appear surprised ?
So they move forward, allow me in, then immediately back up to the door.
Now i dont know if theyve been served, theyre in no mans land, so i move forward to the till. Now they look flustered...iI now know they havnt been served ...I'm relishing their discomfort ...shoulda been more assertive shouldnt ya.
You'd be surprised how many people do that .
What i'd like to say is...Get in or out the frikkin queue will ya and make up your mind ya soft tw£t.

 

[gbb]

People who regularly finish a spoken sentence with an unnecessary and rising intonation

My wife doea this a lot. Its a habit she's aquired since working at a school for special needs children. I pull her up on it frequently, she says you do it to emphasise a requirement from the child, they often only really hear the last few words and miss a lot in sentences, so by highlighting the last word, you attach more importance to it.
Drives me slightly nuts, its like living with an Aussie.

 

[Sandra6]

I'm not very good at being secretly annoyed, I like people to know I'm annoyed, which is most of the time.

 

[mustang1]

Blimey.. you ever been to Hong Kong or Tokyo?

Yes.
A tramp is on the street. He can eat only one sandwich per week and will soon die due to malnutrition. In another country another tramp can only eat one sandwich per two weeks and will also die of malnutrition. If you go to the first tramp and tell him if he's heard of the second tramp, he might say yes, but it can't make his life any better just bynknowing about the second tramp.

Ps. I think I'm being a pedantic idiot right now. Please forgive me, been a long weekend.

 

[Oldbloke]

French people who still believe their food and wine is best in the world, but have never been out of the country

 

[Cuchilo]

People that are ill and approach you and then say " you don't want to get near me "

 

[PaulSecteur]

People that park across my drive, then, when I politely pop round to ask if they wouldn't mind moving it a smidgen look at me like Im the one that's inconsderate.

 

[PaulSecteur]

People that talk about football like they are a professional, but couldn't run from the changing room to the pitch without having a breather.

 

[PaulSecteur]

People that talk about football like they are a professional, but couldn't run from the changing room to the pitch without having a breather.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mojo wrappers that are stuck to the mojo.

 

[PaulSecteur]

People that can take up the isle single-handed in the supermarket - trolley one side while they dodder about on the other.

Tetley or PG tips is something that should be decided before entering the shop.

 

[PaulSecteur]

People that crack their neck like they are trying to unscrew their head.