What sports should be in the Olympics?

[MontyVeda]

in 2012... the International Pole Dancing Association were campaigning for pole dancing to become an Olympic sport. Maybe they'll have better luck when Poland host the games.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I believe they still have the tandem in the paralympics

They do, but the stoker is blind.

 

[biggs682]

I think the sport of blowing rasberry's on your arm should be included

 

[Nibor]

They do, but the stoker is blind.

best type of stoker one with no fear.

 

[AndyRM]

I think the sport of blowing rasberry's on your arm should be included

Making a farting sound by cupping your hand under your oxter would be good too.

 

[biggs682]

Making a farting sound by cupping your hand under your oxter would be good too.

yeah thats another true British sport

 

[ianrauk]

oxter

I am guessing this is a word for your armpit. If so, it's the first time I've come across it.

 

[AndyRM]

I am guessing this is a word for your armpit. If so, it's the first time I've come across it.

It is indeed! Could be a Scottish thing?

 

[Profpointy]

I'm assuming that it's monkey tennis in that we are the players, right...?

What about Monkey Spanking ? We'd have a few Olympic champions for that with no trouble

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Oi! Nowt wrong with lawn bowls.

Crown green bowls is only played by three men and a whippet in the North West anyway.

Aye but the whippet is bloody good at it

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Shin Kicking
Cheese Rolling
Falconry
Gurning
Hook a Duck

 

[Nibor]

Moaning

 

[Jenkins]

Combine elements of the 10 000m in athletics, the elimination race in cycling and archery.

Every lap of the 10k the last runner is eliminated with the archer doing the honours and scoring points depending on the part of the body hit.

 

[captain nemo1701]

Nude male oil wrestling. Especially with guys from Tonga

 

[iandg]

Bog Snorkeling - from what I've heard of water quality in Rio it's almost there