Many years ago whilst between proper jobs I was doing bleeding 'orrible jobs for the agencies. I was on one with a lad who for some reason thought I'd enjoy listen to him drone on about his Escort, which he went to some lengths to tell me had an XR3I body kit.
He then moaned on and on about the scummy insurance companies that charged him a fortune because it looked so much like an XR3I. He then told me that he was about to fit a "lovely set of alloys" that his mate was getting for him.
At this point I took a wild stab in the dark and asked whether he realised that the lovely set of alloys that his mate was getting for him was one of the reasons that his insurance was so high.
"Muh?" he replied,
So I explained a bit to him about people nicking things and insurance and stuff and he nodded and thought about it for a while;
"They're a lovely set of alloys though." He said eventually.
I sighed and carried on putting frozen chicken pieces in boxes.