What the first thing you'd do with a time machine (wrong answers only)?

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'd go back to find who

'Alice, Alice, who the f**k is Alice?'

Was

 

[PeteXXX]

I would buy 100 first issue shares in that silly little booksellers company, Amazon.

One day, Rodney.....

 

[Dave7]

I am not sure you read they re - mit of the thread.

Wow, that's taking it TOO far buddy! 😆

The title said "wrong answers only" and I dont think you could get more more wrongerer than that.

 

[Dave7]

Id change every fifth word in Churchills famous "fight on the beaches" speech to "fart."

That would have been unfair to the Jirmans AND against the Geneva convention.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The title said "wrong answers only" and I dont think you could get more more wrongerer than that.

Well, as it happens, I did think about going back and helping the Nazis avoid their mistakes so that they won... Although I then probably wouldn't be here, amongst other things, so it would be impossible for me to do... But still, even more wrongerer!

 

[Sharky]

I would go back to the time when the very first butterfly was born and stamp on it.

Then time travel wouldn't be affected by the butterfly effect.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I would go back to the time when the very first butterfly was born and stamp on it.

Then time travel wouldn't be affected by the butterfly effect.

Ah, but both Butterflies and Moths are the same thing really, so we could still have 'The Moth Effect' instead!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Go back to Coventry and see if Lady Godiva was 'worth it' 😆

 

[Hilldodger]

I'd go back and give that Shakespeare fella a right proper slapping and thus improve the lives of future school children immeasurably.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I would come back to 2026 and go for a bike ride

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Try and find our what 'STENDEC' was (time travelling off the plane just before it crashed, obviously).

Oh yeah and in a similar vein, give Captain van Vanten a good punch just before he crashed, on behalf of his victims in Tenerife.

IYKYK.

The 'wrong' bit here would be still letting them all die.

 

[Drago]

I'd go back and make Hitler moustaches really fashionable before Hitler came along. He'd have then been forced to have a difrerent style of facial hair, perhaps friendly mutton chops?