.....And only a few stereotypical jokes on a thread about Liverpool. Considering there's so many numpties on the forum, I expected more.
When I worked in cycling promotion, we did a week of try-out shows in London, and my unit was based in Toxteth. We took every lock we had, and tied everything down. The local kids were outraged and indignant at our assumptions that they might be light fingered, and said so, frequently, in between trying to nick anything not nailed to the floor....
On the other hand, we were scheduled to have a school group from a school for kids with special educational needs, and we thought it was going to be hell. Turned out they had been having intensive lessons in being nice to people, and they all helped each other onto bikes, invited each other to "try this one, it's great" and so on. The session just ran itself.
There were some sad kids though. They were supposed to have an adult with them, but many were just turfed out to play in order not to get in the way, the parents seemingly neither knowing or caring where they were. We virtually adopted one lad for the week, and his pride at having adults actually listen to him for once was obvious.
I'd second the Gormleys at Crosby, I went with NT a while back and they were wonderful. If you can time it so that the tide is going out or coming in, you'll see them appear from to disappear into the sea.