What to do....

[uphillstruggler]

Prepare a surprise for your other half by cleaning your abode from top to bottom, and have it sparkling clean for their return. An old toothbrush makes an ideal scrubbing implement for those hard-to-reach places around the taps and overflows. I suggest Pledge or Mr Sheen for woodwork, and newspaper with vinegar is ideal for cleaning your windows.
Failing that, get out on the bike.

good of you to give him a choice

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Prepare a surprise for your other half by cleaning your abode from top to bottom, and have it sparkling clean for their return. An old toothbrush makes an ideal scrubbing implement for those hard-to-reach places around the taps and overflows. I suggest Pledge or Mr Sheen for woodwork, and newspaper with vinegar is ideal for cleaning your windows.
Failing that, get out on the bike.

He could get Kim and Aggie off of that cleaning your house TV show to come round and scrub the place then he's free to go on the lash for the whole time.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Isn't it the Cycle Show this weekend in Birmingham ?

 

[Kies]

Do you need a passport to get there? Any don't they speak a different language?

Passport
Visa
Innoculations
Bottled water
Mosquito net

 

[ComedyPilot]

Stay at home and watch lezzer porn all weekend.










(Can't wait to see who tries to claim a TMN for this one...)

 

[[Philip]]

I blagged a ticket to see Madness so I will be staying in Gotham City for the weekend

 

[Doseone]

Go to the Budokwai and start learning judo.