A bit presumptuous by Comedy Pilot, but the thread is dead.
We'll call the country The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, like it has been for a while now. However I suspect it will be very different in a few years time. England (If we can assume England has/is an entity, I know!) has woken up and doesn't like what it sees, rightly or wrongly, as unfavourable advantages to the Celts and disadvantages large areas of England.