What would your pro-team be called?

[PeteXXX]

team Durex

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Out of the race with a p*ncture!

 

[PeteXXX]

As a bunch of HGV folk, we were doing the London ~ Brighton on year.
We decided to be 'Team Pile Drivers'

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Fat Lad At The Back would be the ideal main sponsor for my team

 

[craigwend]

INEOS Grenadine, Malibu and Strawberry Milkshake on Ice, (Pink Pugsley.)

 

[geocycle]

Lidl Jumbo Croissant

 

[rogerzilla]

Mr Porky's - Eddy Merckx

 

[Mrs M]

Giant - Greggs sausage roll
Pashley- Mr Whippy with raspberry sauce
Trek - haddock, chips and mushy peas

 

[Mrs M]

Mr M would be Cube - steak pie

 

[Reynard]

I suppose I could go Raleigh Banana, but then again, I *DO* have the jersey

 

[13 rider]

Giant , Soreen maltloaf ( not the individual ones )

 

[TheDoctor]

Brompton Bacon Roll?
Or, possibly, Ribble Ham Egg Chips.
The fact that my 531ST is stickered up as a Cafe Racer has nothing to do with this, especially since it very nearly ended up with a SciFi typeface and the name of PubRunner
All this steel will be lost, like carbon fibre in rain...

 

[Dogtrousers]

Giant , Soreen maltloaf ( not the individual ones )

These long term names can be a real problem for the commentators. You can expect Rob Hatch to be word perfect every time, but Sean Kelly might struggle.

 

[Legs]

Team Tunnocks Panasonic Argos