Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
bonj. I am not that good an actor mate :-)
bonj said:
what's happened to that achingly irritating thread...
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Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
Should we start a Vicks rubbing thread then? 
Chuffy said:Oi, no pushing in! If you want to rub things into Waffly's chestybumps then join the queue.*
* - I'm just keeping order. I have chestybumps of my own to rub things into.
Sh4rkyBloke
Jaffa Cake monster
- Location
- Manchester, UK
Doc's doing a good job by himself, is he?Arch said:Put on a bit of weight recently then Chuffers?
I would offer my own for rubbing, but they're a bit small, and I don't want them worn down any more...
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Sh4rkyBloke said:Doc's doing a good job by himself, is he?
no. not any more...
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
bonj said:
You see, that was a plan, until you broadcast on here, dope...
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
Dhoooo, never was one for subtlety.
Arch said:
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
+1
col said:
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
Yes but my name is Dave also :-)
bonj said:I was talking to DAVE, that's why the post started with the word DAVE
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
Too many Daves! 
"Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate . . . .
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late."
Yay Dr Seuss!
"Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate . . . .
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late."
Yay Dr Seuss!
Chuffy said:Too many Daves!
"Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate . . . .
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late."
Yay Dr Seuss!
I used to read that to my kids every night, along with Fox in Socks and just about all the others - Great stuff.
