What's wrong with you??

[Crackle]

I dunno but there must be something wrong with me, I'm not as fast as a I used to be. It's probably serious.

 

[ColinJ]

It would be quicker to list what's right with me ...!

 

[rich p]

I'm only thirty (works it out on fingers) three

Oh! There's no hope then.

Has that helped?

 

[User269]

An absolutely massive co............. oh hang on, wrong forum. OK. Yeh, umm, I've got an arthritic big toe which hurts all the time, and an ongoing, intermittent, but undiagnosed problem with my left hip/hamstring. Other than that I'm fine. Well, physically anyway. I have numerous psychiatric disorders but can't divulge them here as the gremlins in the underworld have wires connected to my bowels and will tug on them if I get out of line, and you all hate me anyway, and there's no point in anything anyway.......................

 

[rich p]

I dunno but there must be something wrong with me, I'm not as fast as a I used to be. It's probably serious.

I dunno where to start...

...so I won't. My bedside manner leaves a little to be desired apparently.

 

[Crackle]

I dunno where to start...

...so I won't. My bedside manner leaves a little to be desired apparently.

That's good, I don't want you anywhere near my bedside.

 

[User269]

C'est moi!

 

[User269]

That's good, I don't want you anywhere near my bedside.

+1. Actually, +400.

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't it great to be able to cycle despite everything growing old and dropping off.

 

[Moodyman]

It's threads like this that make a person grateful for one's own good health.

I'd like to wish all those suffering a return to good health.

 

[Crackle]

Isn't it great to be able to cycle despite everything growing old and dropping off.

Not everything's dropped off. The level of moaning has gone up.

 

[Archie_tect]

Is that tinnitus ...or can you hear the sea too?

 

[ASC1951]

I've got a strain in my plantar tendon (left foot) which makes cycling, running, walking, standing and sitting down painful. Had it for months now, other than rest there is no real treatment, just wait for it to go away.

I endured that condition for months. Every time I thought it was cured, I would give it some light effort and it would go again. GP offered nothing except rest and ibuprofen. Consultant gave me a couple of very painful steroid injections right into the fascia - useless. Then I went to a physio who prescribed some targeted exercises with a rubber band. After three weeks I had no discomfort and in six weeks it was completely healed. That was 20 years ago and I've never had the problem since.

Your Mileage May Vary, of course....

 

[subaqua]

shoulders that feel like a bag of spanners from too many years slamming into the opposing front row shoulders, ankles like a bag of spanners from twisting them places they definitley were not designed to twist to while on the 2nd row, and poxy verrrucas on both feet

 

[Headgardener]

Serious memory failure as I am doing the sound for a wedding tomorrow and I can't remember what time the wedding is.