What's wrong with you??

[mickle]

If I lie on my back it compresses the nerves in my elbows which eventually makes my fingers go numb. My elbows are also both chipped, so I cant rest my elbows on a table without pain.

My right leg turns out a bit.

What's wrong with you?

 

[dan_bo]

gorra big nose and a fat arse innit

 

[TVC]

I've got a strain in my plantar tendon (left foot) which makes cycling, running, walking, standing and sitting down painful. Had it for months now, other than rest there is no real treatment, just wait for it to go away.

 

[rich p]

Nothing apart from a mild case of hypochondria.

 

[calibanzwei]

Tip of ring finger on my right hand is a little numb, despite now having posture correct - it'll pass.
Knees click every time I squat.
My upper Gracilis/Adductor longus muscles are aching from taking up jogging.

 

[ohnovino]

My left ankle is trashed after a childhood accident when my foot got bent around the wrong way

From time to time it will suddenly feel like my foot isn't connected to my leg and if I put weight on it I just crumble to the floor. Thankfully, since I took up cycling things have got a lot better, but I still make some impressive clicking noises when I walk.

 

[mickle]

Oh and I've got a bollock the size of a cricket ball of course.

 

[dan_bo]

How could we forget?

 

[palinurus]

Can't do 25 miles in less than one hour

Wonky teeth.

Not very bright.

 

[snapper_37]

Burst vessel over macular I right eye which affected my vision for months and still have to have monthly check ups with those nasty dilating drops.
Apart from that, flat feet, ingrowing toe nails and rubbish teeth.

 

[Bigsharn]

Obesity, stiffness and aching in most joints, back problems, frequent nosebleeds, and a caffeine intolerance/allergy.

...I'm sure the first three are linked, mind.

 

[MontyVeda]

I'm too tall, too thin and my recent middle aged spread makes me look like a pea halfway down a cocktail stick

 

[colly]

Achey knees sometimes, occasional bad back,(not so often now I am using yoga exercises cribbed off mrs Colly)
my ring finger goes white bloodless and ghostly when it's cold, sometimes. That's about it.


Oh yeah. My face is sagging.

 

[tyred]

I suffer from excessive fuel consumption, an oversized spare tyre and my CPU runs on a slow processor with a few dead memory cells.

Apart from that, I'm fine.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Nothing at all wrong with me, sorry! If I stop smoking, get myself slick tires, I'll beat you all up the hill too