What's your worst local insult (without swearing)

[glasgowcyclist]

If yer face was your fortune you'd owe yer arse a fiver.

 

[rikki]

Better still. Got a face like a hat full of @***holes.

My grandfather used that description at times. Or a hat full of bent nails (in polite company).

 

[rikki]

Head like a robber's dog.

 

[Mrs M]

An insult to the "President elect" from a local website described him as a
"Cock juggling thunder c**t"

 

[Brandane]

You've got a face like.......
a blind cobbler's thumb.
a bulldog chewing a wasp.
a melted wellie.

 

[gbb]

May have told this in another thread but I used to work with a Danish guy. One day he was telling me of an incident while he was back home on holidays, apparently someone upset his grandma, she retorted .
'He's got breadsticks for brains'

As he was telling me this, he could hardly control himself, sniggering and laughing, almost whooping

Me...
and thinking....okaaaayy

 

[keithmac]

We use "doylem" quite a lot and "dullard".

"Monkey Hanger" is an intersing one, never been in a situation to use it though..