What've...

[trustysteed]

I was planing on starting a war in a medium-sized Asian country next week, After that? nothing planned...

don't you want to send in a help team consisting of all your friends and relatives to rebuild the country while claiming massive government contracts to do so?

 

[rich p]

I'm thinking of becoming a clairvoyant

 

[Aperitif]

You'll know what this post was going to be about then rich...



Why not become an eclairvoyant... you'll always know when the cake stops are about to happen

 

[Noodley]

I am going to open a private therapy centre. No, honest I am.

Good luck. No, honest good luck.