When does Mamil become Omil?

[Oldbloke]

A question that's troubled me recently; I can't really object to being lumped in with the formers if I belong in the latter.

 

[Gixxerman]

When your bum cheeks get so flabby that they catch in the spokes of the rear wheel.

 

[arch684]

when you cycle to the post office to collect your pension

 

[youngoldbloke]

When your bum cheeks get so flabby that they catch in the spokes of the rear wheel.

How very rude! I'm still pert at almost 67 .

 

[bpsmith]

But do you cycle to the postie for your pension?

 

[Oldbloke]

, post: 3269838, member: 32090"]But do you cycle to the postie for your pension? [/QUOTE]

904"]when you cycle to the post office to collect your pension[/QUOTE]
As I live in France this could be quite challenging

 

[Oldbloke]

When your bum cheeks get so flabby that they catch in the spokes of the rear wheel.

But surely that's what the lycra is for,to prevent this?

 

[Crackle]

When your bum cheeks get so flabby that they catch in the spokes of the rear wheel.

You're thinking of piles.

 

[guitarpete247]

I'm not ready to be called an OMIL yet but willing to be still classed as a MAMIL. I'll allow folks to call me an OMIL when I'm the same age that my dad is now. I still think of myself as being 18, and probably will keep thinking this for many years to come.

 

[slowmotion]

Here's Wiki on the subject...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_age#Official_definitions

 

[Oldbloke]

Here's Wiki on the subject...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_age#Official_definitions

As I feared, this confirms my status as an Omil.

Quite comforting really as in some other aspects of my life, I'm invisible!

 

[slowmotion]

Look on the bright side. You could be a VOMIL.

 

[Oldbloke]

I'm not ready to be called an OMIL yet but willing to be still classed as a MAMIL. I'll allow folks to call me an OMIL when I'm the same age that my dad is now. I still think of myself as being 18, and probably will keep thinking this for many years to come.

I've tried that, but every time I look in the mirror I see my grandfather

 

[arch684]

I've tried that, but every time I look in the mirror I see my grandfather

yes mirrors are a problem I look younger from the neck down

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Here's Wiki on the subject...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_age#Official_definitions

I just learned that I'm a YOMIL, with a reasonable chance of remembering I'll be a YOMIL tomorrow.