for tomorrows dinner and at the point where you have just chopped 15 birds eye chillis and thrown them in and your mobile rings. Don't answer it!!!
I did earlier and 2 mins into the conversation to my mate I forgot what I had just done prior to the call and stuck my hand down the front of my shorts for a wee scratch and fondle while wandering about the garden while talking.
Result. Abrupt end to the call and 20 mins of pain. My suggestion for Mrs Greedos help in cooling down the problem fell on deaf ears and had to do with a dunking in cold water in the sink.
The said mate who was on the phone in the meantime had posted the incident on facebook and as a result I've had 17 texts with content if i posted on here would result in a ban
I did earlier and 2 mins into the conversation to my mate I forgot what I had just done prior to the call and stuck my hand down the front of my shorts for a wee scratch and fondle while wandering about the garden while talking.
Result. Abrupt end to the call and 20 mins of pain. My suggestion for Mrs Greedos help in cooling down the problem fell on deaf ears and had to do with a dunking in cold water in the sink.
The said mate who was on the phone in the meantime had posted the incident on facebook and as a result I've had 17 texts with content if i posted on here would result in a ban