Knowsley and Halton are the happiest ?!?!?
How ?!?!?
Knowsley is 'abandon all hope those who enter here', whereas Halton is Widnes & Runcorn (two towns perrenially at war, hence calling the combined borough Halton so as not to slight either one) and the picture painted of them in 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps' is very accurate...
I fit under neighbouring Warrington, which is mid-table green, although we only live 200yds from the border with light-green Cheshire County Council - but that's a big place, including places like Knutsford and Natwich as well as not-so lovely places like Crewe, Winsford and Middlewich.