Where is that P Fairy ?

[Cuchilo]

When I find her I'm gonna stomp and stamp and stomp on her
Wanting to get out for a ride today but just so busy . I finally got kitted up like a super cool roadie at 4 o clock and got 189ft .
Now drinking beer instead .

 

[ufkacbln]

There is no such thing as the "P*nctu*e Fairy" in reality

There are a large number of Fairies:
The Allen key fairy who ensures that the allen key you need is missing,
The Sock Fairy who hides one of each pair when you put them in the washing machine
The Petrol Pump Fairy who ensures that the numbers never stop on a complete pound
The Battery Fairy who ensures that whenever you need a battery run item, they are almost dead

I could go on.

Thee introduction of Fairy's rights followed the recognition that it was unfair for one Fairy to permanently work outside on a dark wintry night chasing bicycles, whilst others worked permanently indoors by a washing machine and fairly sedentary

These Fairies are now multi skilled and work on a Rota basis, so teh P*nct*re Fairy is now relegated to a task as opposed to a formal Post

 

[ufkacbln]

PS
... and you are incorrect in referring to "she" - Fairy equality means that both male and female members of the FAiry Race perform these tasks irrespective of gender

 

[MontyVeda]

Where is that P Fairy ?

I was thinking that the other day... haven't had a puncture for years.














now look what I've done!!!

 

[NorvernRob]

At the risk of jinxing myself, I started riding in Feb and haven't had a single puncture yet in approx 2,000 miles.

 

[Ian193]

Puncture what's one of those

 

[Ern1e]

Puncture what's one of those

its one of them things what should only ever spoken of whilst enjoying a pint after a ride lol

 

[PaulSecteur]

Puncture what's one of those

Brave man... Calling out the P fairy.

 

[ufkacbln]

Brave man... Calling out the P fairy.

Very brave...

 

[Cuchilo]

There is no such thing as the "P*nctu*e Fairy" in reality

There are a large number of Fairies:
The Allen key fairy who ensures that the allen key you need is missing,
The Sock Fairy who hides one of each pair when you put them in the washing machine
The Petrol Pump Fairy who ensures that the numbers never stop on a complete pound
The Battery Fairy who ensures that whenever you need a battery run item, they are almost dead

I could go on.

Thee introduction of Fairy's rights followed the recognition that it was unfair for one Fairy to permanently work outside on a dark wintry night chasing bicycles, whilst others worked permanently indoors by a washing machine and fairly sedentary

These Fairies are now multi skilled and work on a Rota basis, so teh P*nct*re Fairy is now relegated to a task as opposed to a formal Post

How do you know so much about fairies ? If I didn't know better I would think you where trying to tell us something

I seem to have posted just as you came out !

 

[Berties]

She came !
I fitted a new tyre , same every time first ride out and , she spikes me , bad luck !

 

[Cuchilo]

She came !
I fitted a new tyre , same every time first ride out and , she spikes me , bad luck !

I have a meeting tonight with the tooth fairy , we plan to do the bitch ! You want in ?

 

[ufkacbln]

How do you know so much about fairies ? If I didn't know better I would think you where trying to tell us something

I seem to have posted just as you came out !

I was going to say that it was years of experience with Fairies of various types.......

 

[Accy cyclist]

Only 2 punctures since last November. Too good to be true it surely can't last! Maybe the puncture fairy is looking over me?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Haha! There's no such thing as fairies, you credulous lot. Everyone knows that whatever goes wrong can be attributed only to Murphy's Law. It's like one of the laws of physics, you can't escape it...