You'd think that coming from Luton...

[Drago]

...this poor fellow would know not to leave it unattended.

https://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/...orthampton-as-luton-town-makes-pledge-9328277

Sadly my knowledge of bike theft in this town suggest it will already be in pieces by now.

Ive slipped him a tenner to cheer him up.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I hope he raises more than the value of the bike.