Which CC'er would you wed?

[montage]

I'm not in the army wiggy.
I'm sure I can bring far more moves to the dancefloor in the realms of boffing than a smooth testicled past his best mincer

 

[Wigsie]

It's so hard to say 'I do' through a ball-gag. I suggest employing a BSL trained gimp to do it for you.


I am? Funny, I can't even feel the sides....

 

[Chuffy]

Actually, sod Lisa! I'm kidnapping Wigsie...

And why not? Gigolo clit-bang is so expensive these days for a middle-aged lady of modest means.

 

[montage]

Never mind that soppy rubbish. How are you at boffing middle-aged spinsters?

Who the eff are you calling a middle aged old spinster?!?!

 

[montage]

I am? Funny, I can't even feel the sides....

funniest thing Ive read in a long time
(apart from when I was asked to take a 35 lesson on current affairs and I spent the whole 35 min talking about currants...the teacher wasnt impressed)

 

[badkitty]

It's so hard to say 'I do' through a ball-gag. I suggest employing a BSL trained gimp to do it for you.Oh my! You think of everything. Are you a wedding planner for the leather community by any chance, Chuffy hun?


I am? Funny, I can't even feel the sides....

Aw - don't worry, it's not the size which matters, it's what you...yadda yadda.... You're small. Live with it..

 

[Crackle]

I am? Funny, I can't even feel the sides....

Try twisting his ears BK?

 

[Chuffy]

Aw - don't worry, it's not the size which matters, it's what you...yadda yadda.... You're small. Live with it..

Old Chinese proverb say "even biggest tuba hard to hear when played in aircraft hangar".

 

[Wigsie]

Old Chinese proverb say "even biggest tuba hard to hear when played in aircraft hangar".

Thats just something people living with small c*cks say.

 

[badkitty]

Old Chinese proverb say "even biggest tuba hard to hear when played in aircraft hangar".

Bad boy Chuffy...
You win! I need to go .....got pelvic floor exercises to do, apparently..
Night night.

 

[Chuffy]

Oh my! You think of everything. Are you a wedding planner for the leather community by any chance, Chuffy hun?

My true vocation! At last! I'd kiss you right on the lips but those highwaisted pants look like a bit of a challenge....

 

[montage]

Bad boy Chuffy...
You win! I need to go .....got pelvic floor exercises to do, apparently..
Night night.

YOUNG EYES ARE READING THIS

 

[Chuffy]

Thats just something people living with small c*cks say.

If we ever end up sharing a prison cell you're in for a big surprise sweetcheeks...

 

[Chuffy]

YOUNG EYES ARE READING THIS

Just don't think about where you came from. Mummy Montage probably had to do them too.

 

[Plax]

I think Bonj would be on my list, our mudguards could elope. I'd possibly consider Joe24 if I fancy a toy boy, although I'd like to have the option of giving him back when he gets on my nerves