who goes to church on christmas day?

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they have souls?
 

NickM

Veteran
In the style of Anglican psalmody, all together now:

As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid

Jump! You ****er, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his ****ing neck -
There was no blanket

Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy ****ers

Ahhhrrrr-soles

:?:
 

trio25

Über Member
I usually do although I'm not a regular church attender these days. But this year I'll be away in France so probably won't.
 
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