Who said that?

[Sharky]

From a comment in the jokes thread, about old time music halls.

I'll give a quote from somebody from the old days and you have to guess who it was. The winner then quotes somebody else.

No googling

 

[Sharky]

An easy one to start ....

"Turned out nice again"

 

[matticus]

It's the guy that cleaned windows, isn't it?
My go:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_h0_OUSScc

 

[presta]

"Turned out nice again"

George Formby.

"Can y' hear me, mother?"

 

[Punkawallah]

George Formby.

"Can y' hear me, mother?"

Thora Hird.

“I must get a little hand put on this watch”.

 

[Sharky]

Thora Hird.

“I must get a little hand put on this watch”.

I remember that phrase, but without searching, can't think who it was.
Marx bros?

 

[Punkawallah]

I remember that phrase, but without searching, can't think who it was.
Marx bros?

Thora Hird ;-)

“Would you like a Jelly Baby?”

 

[glasgowcyclist]

"At 7 o'clock tonight, my pussy's expecting to see a friendly face."

 

[mistyoptic]

"At 7 o'clock tonight, my pussy's expecting to see a friendly face."

Mrs Slocomb

“You STUPID WOMANNN!”

 

[presta]

Thora Hird.

No, Sandy Powell.

 

[Sharky]

Thora Hird ;-)

“Would you like a Jelly Baby?”

Beryl Burton, to Mike McNamara

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Thora Hird ;-)

“Would you like a Jelly Baby?”

Dr Who (Tom Baker‘s version).

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

 

[richardfm]

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

Eric Morecombe to Andre Preview

"Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference"

 

[Sharky]

Where's me shirt