Who said that?

[Ming the Merciless]

Eric Morecombe to Andre Preview

"Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference"

Previn! Died in 2019

 

[postman]

Where's me shirt

Ken Dodd.

 

[postman]

Mrs Slocomb

“You STUPID WOMANNN!”

Rene Artois,

 

[Punkawallah]

Dr Who (Tom Baker‘s version).

It was indeed!

 

[PeteXXX]

"if that bird comes anywhere near me, I'll break its neck and your bl00dy arm".

 

[Vapin' Joe]

"if that bird comes anywhere near me, I'll break its neck and your bl00dy arm".

Michael Parkinson, to Rod Hull.

"Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs"

 

[PeteXXX]

Michael Parkinson, to Rod Hull.

"Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs"

Right bird ~ wrong person 🤭

 

[steverob]

"if that bird comes anywhere near me, I'll break its neck and your bl00dy arm".

Michael Parkinson, to Rod Hull.

Actually was Billy Connolly to Rod Hull (he was a guest on the same edition of Parky's show)

 

[steverob]

"I don't mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint! That's very nearly an armful"

 

[glasgowcyclist]

"I don't mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint! That's very nearly an armful"

Classic Tony Hancock!

 

[mistyoptic]

"lovely pair of shoulders, boy. Show 'em off, show 'em off!"

 

[postman]

"lovely pair of shoulders, boy. Show 'em off, show 'em off!"

Windsor Davies Sgt Major Williams

 

[postman]

What a lovely looking pear.

 

[Sharky]

I'll give it five.

 

[Over the Ord]

Have you been.

Hylda Baker, Nearest and Dearest.