Who said that?

[Ming the Merciless]

"if that bird comes anywhere near me, I'll break its neck and your bl00dy arm".

Dating rough round your way?

 

[PeteXXX]

"Nah... Luton Airport"

 

[mistyoptic]

“Well, it’s goodnight from me”

“and it’s goodnight from him”

 

[PeteXXX]

"Nah... Luton Airport"

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Lorraine Chase

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The English are not happy unless they are miserable.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's the guy that cleaned windows, isn't it?
My go:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_h0_OUSScc

Is that meant to be unfunny, tedious and nosensical, or is it just me?

I've always wondered about those (and yes, I know it was satire, but, still) 🤔

 

[gbb]

Is that meant to be unfunny, tedious and nosensical, or is it just me?

I've always wondered about those (and yes, I know it was satire, but, still) 🤔

It was satire if course, but it didnt work for me either, much as I loved the Fast Show.

A bit like the Catherine Tate skits of a middle class couple who always ended saying 'the dirty b'stards ' and the ones where her husband laughed like a simpleton at everything. Loved Catherine Tate but those particular sketches just fell flat for me.
No doubt others disagreed, thats quite right, we're all different

 

[Drago]

Here's a quote for you...

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.

And its not from my hero, General Patton.

 

[Punkawallah]

"I don't mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint! That's very nearly an armful"

Tony Hancock.

“I haven’t heard that name in a long time”.

 

[Punkawallah]

Here's a quote for you...

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.

And its not from my hero, General Patton.

I’ll go General ‘Mad Dog’ Mathers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It was satire if course, but it didnt work for me either, much as I loved the Fast Show.

I presume that it was supposedly all in some sort of made up joking slang for things, euphemisms and 'in jokes' in the style of an old theatre comic. 🤷‍♂️

But... Still... 😏

A bit like the Catherine Tate skits of a middle class couple who always ended saying 'the dirty b'stards ' and the ones where her husband laughed like a simpleton at everything. Loved Catherine Tate but those particular sketches just fell flat for me.
No doubt others disagreed, thats quite right, we're all different

How very dare you!!

To be fair, yes, I guess that if you do several characters and so on, some will be good and others less so.

Catherine Tait can be a bit hit and miss with me some times, I'll admit, much as she is funny and very good at what she does.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Anyway, moving on... In the BEST PAWSIBLE TASTE Darling!

 

[Punkawallah]

Anyway, moving on... In the BEST PAWSIBLE TASTE Darling!

Kenny Everett.

“Turned out nice again?”

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Kenny Everett.

“Turned out nice again?”

Dick Emery?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Kenny Everett.

“Turned out nice again?”

George Formby.


“Never rub another man’s rhubarb.”