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Who would you most like to stalk?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mister Paul, 16 Oct 2007.

  1. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    Got a bare bedroom wall at home? Come one, share with us. Who's it going to be?
     
  2. zimzum42

    zimzum42 Legendary Member

    Some of my exes, with an RPG on my shoulder..........
     
  3. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Just get it off your chest Mister Paul. You want that picture of Bonj with a tennis racket, scratching his arse don't you?
     
  4. col

    col Veteran

    Dunno about stalk,but id have a pic of kelly labrock in the woman in red on a spare wall.
     
  5. Some people might remember from C+ that I do research on surveillance, alongside Flying Monkey. I get lots of calls from the media to comment on stuff, and my phone rang unexpectedly yesterday,so I assumed it was a journalist. Here is a very abridged version of the conversation:

    Me: Hello
    Caller: (whispering throughout) er...hello...i just found you on the internet...i really need to talk to you
    Me: Who is this?
    Caller: My name is amanda...I'm....being...stalked
    Me: oh, so why are you calling me?
    Caller: well I represent 2000 people in the US and 150 people in the UK, but they don't know it
    Me: So are you a solicitor?
    Caller: No. Lots of weird things keep happening to my friends. We've been secretly implanted with RFID chips
    Me: I'm an academic. If you think this is true do you want to write about this and publish it?
    Caller: No. I need to talk to you about something you've written
    Me: Yes but I'm an academic. You sound like you need a psychiatrist
    Caller: One night this woman put me to sleep and when I woke up everything was bad. They've given me electric legs and now my bones resonate
    Me: I don't think I can help you, goodbye

    She then called FM who got the same (extended, because he has more patience than me) story. We have been pissing ourselves about it ever since.

    Be careful there are some nutters out there!!!
     
  6. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Kirstie, I'm still waiting for that signed photo of you you promised me! :ohmy:
     
  7. col

    col Veteran

    Was he whispering when he said that?:ohmy:
     
  8. Oh yeah, sorry, it's...er...in the post...:biggrin:
     
  9. OP
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    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    Yeah. I'd heard FM did a pretty good psycho woman voice.
     
  10. spesh

    spesh Well-Known Member

    Pass the tin foil hats... :ohmy:
     
  11. spesh

    spesh Well-Known Member

    You're a sick man, Chuffy to conjure up such an image of Bonj! :ohmy:xx(

    Pass the mental floss, there's a good chap...
     
  12. ...two highly strung things in the same picture - WOW! :ohmy: