Whoops, I did it again.

[Drago]

The Missus wasn't around to physically restrain me this time, and I've gone and bought another pedestrian slaughtering, nun murdering, puppy torturing, Guardian reader annoying 4x4.

T'is a 1994 Fronter 2.4 petrol on mud tyres. Very smart and clean, just failed its MOT on emissions and rear brakes. Reckon I can fix it up and get a year's ticket easy enough.

I don't need an extra fourbie, or have any use for one. I just like them.

 

[andyfraser]

And you're still alive? My OH would murder me if I even bought another bike!

 

[vernon]

The missus wasn't around to physically restrain me this time and I've gone and bought another lard laden, cholesterol packed, coronary artery blocking, vegetarian annoying pork pie.

It's a Wilsons 28th November championship winning pork pie. Very smart and fragrant. Just failed its VOT (Vernon's observation test) on jelly emissions and crust texture. Reckon I can heat it up and extend it's life by a few minutes.

I don't need an extra pie or have any use for one. I just like them.

 

[Drago]

And you're still alive? My OH would murder me if I even bought another bike!

Yeah, I've not told her yet...

 

[andyfraser]

Yeah, I've not told her yet...

It's been nice knowing you.

 

[Drago]

See, this sort of thing isn't a problem for me...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-30241880

 

[Piemaster]

I don't need an extra pie or have any use for one. I just like them.

Disagree! I can always find a use for another pie. And as pies go, that sounds particularly tasty.
I'm rather fond of them myself too.

 

[ColinJ]

My missus thought I was a useless partner, so I no longer have a missus!

When were together though, she would never have dreamed of telling me what I could or could not buy. My money was my money, her money was her money, and our money was our money. As long as my stuff was not bought with her money, or our money, no problem! (Well, as long as there was somewhere to put whatever it was, and it was not something dodgy like a DVD box set of 'Hot Babes in Bondage' )

 

[Piemaster]

See, this sort of thing isn't a problem for me...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-30241880

How the hell did the driver get that far into the field before thinking 'this is probably not the right way as it isn't a road'?

 

[rich p]

The missus wasn't around to physically restrain me this time and I've gone and bought another lard laden, cholesterol packed, coronary artery blocking, vegetarian annoying pork pie.

It's a Wilsons 28th November championship winning pork pie. Very smart and fragrant. Just failed its VOT (Vernon's observation test) on jelly emissions and crust texture. Reckon I can heat it up and extend it's life by a few minutes.

I don't need an extra pie or have any use for one. I just like them.

I had one of these today, Vern; sensational pie cooked by one of the GBBO cooks.
Chicken, smoked ham and black treacle jelly.

 

[Fnaar]

Spare money? Been a long time since I've had that!!!!

 

[Drago]

Fortunately Mrs Drago is pretty easy going. Provided I keep my love Lolly zipped safely in my trousers she doesn't mind the little escapades I get into.

 

[chewa]

(Well, as long as there was somewhere to put whatever it was, and it was not something dodgy like a DVD box set of 'Hot Babes in Bondage' )

I agree with your former missus, that was nowhere near as good as the sequel

 

[DCLane]

At least you bought something sensible.

Today I was supposed to buy a cabinet and desks for the home office. Instead I bought .... a smartboard!

 

[Fnaar]

You can see the campylobacter throbbing in those chickens.

Miss Goodbody always asks me to check whether or not my 'poultry' has anything infectious or throbbing