^ yes! After I finished uni with a quality life sciences degree and no desire to do anything, I took a job in retail / marketing and believe me, that sector is inundated with them. And they're rewarded for being dicks too. The last meeting I had with a manager before I left, I was told to look in the mirror and repeat "I can DO this" several times. I laughed and left.
Anyway, OP I think Big Clare has it, but would prefer Lee to win as he's a big dolt and Sugar deserves him.
RT good stuff. My first question to Srallan would be "do you have showers?"