Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by gary r, 5 Oct 2007.
ever remove the labels from the bottom of new shoes before wearing them!
Also, why can't most of them run in any way which doesn't entail waving their arms in a sort of I'm-trying-to-put-out-a-small-fire-in-my-armpit type way?
Why cant (sic) blokes spell properly
Why can't blokes stop generalising
and fail to see the connection between hubby's "leaving me with the children" to go on the club run and the fitter, sexier hubby that they enjoy later on
...or throw a ball properly!
say 'take me, take me, big boy' more often?
succumb to my obviously devastating wit and reparte?
Realise that ugly, foul mouthed, middle-aged men with a bad temper and disgusting personal habits make the best lovers?
realise that it takes at least two of them for me to reach sexual gratification
pick up their own hairball out the plughole after hairwashing!
Buy the outfit "they really like" in the 1st shop they entered instead of traipsing you all round the town only to return to said 1st shop.
...realise that I derive no pleasure whatsoever in trying to choose between "different" shades of white paint!
Then they take it back & get a refund
...admit that they fart.
Why can't they ever leave the seat up where you left it?
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