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why cant women

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by gary r, 5 Oct 2007.

  1. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    Location:
    Camberley
    ever remove the labels from the bottom of new shoes before wearing them!
     
  2. Sh4rkyBloke

    Sh4rkyBloke Jaffa Cake monster

    Location:
    Manchester, UK
    Also, why can't most of them run in any way which doesn't entail waving their arms in a sort of I'm-trying-to-put-out-a-small-fire-in-my-armpit type way? :biggrin:;)
     
  3. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    Why cant (sic) blokes spell properly:evil:

    Why can't blokes stop generalising:wacko:
     
  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    and fail to see the connection between hubby's "leaving me with the children" to go on the club run and the fitter, sexier hubby that they enjoy later on :biggrin:
     
  5. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    ...or throw a ball properly!
     
  6. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    say 'take me, take me, big boy' more often? :biggrin:
     
  7. lardarse rider

    lardarse rider Well-Known Member

    succumb to my obviously devastating wit and reparte?
     
  8. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Realise that ugly, foul mouthed, middle-aged men with a bad temper and disgusting personal habits make the best lovers?
     
  9. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    realise that it takes at least two of them for me to reach sexual gratification
     
  10. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    Location:
    Camberley
    pick up their own hairball out the plughole after hairwashing!
     
  11. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Buy the outfit "they really like" in the 1st shop they entered instead of traipsing you all round the town only to return to said 1st shop.
     
  12. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    ...realise that I derive no pleasure whatsoever in trying to choose between "different" shades of white paint! :biggrin:
     
  13. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    Location:
    Camberley

    Then they take it back & get a refund:biggrin:
     
  14. The Velvet Curtain

    The Velvet Curtain Living La Mala Vida

    ...admit that they fart.
     
  15. twowheelsgood

    twowheelsgood Senior Member

    Location:
    Zurich Switzerland
    Why can't they ever leave the seat up where you left it?