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Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Also, why can't most of them run in any way which doesn't entail waving their arms in a sort of I'm-trying-to-put-out-a-small-fire-in-my-armpit type way? :biggrin:;)
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
and fail to see the connection between hubby's "leaving me with the children" to go on the club run and the fitter, sexier hubby that they enjoy later on :biggrin:
 

Vapin' Joe

Formerly known as Smokin Joe
Realise that ugly, foul mouthed, middle-aged men with a bad temper and disgusting personal habits make the best lovers?
 

walker

New Member
realise that it takes at least two of them for me to reach sexual gratification
 

Elmer Fudd

Miserable Old Bar Steward
Buy the outfit "they really like" in the 1st shop they entered instead of traipsing you all round the town only to return to said 1st shop.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
...realise that I derive no pleasure whatsoever in trying to choose between "different" shades of white paint! :biggrin:
 
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gary r

Guru
Elmer Fudd said:
Buy the outfit "they really like" in the 1st shop they entered instead of traipsing you all round the town only to return to said 1st shop.


Then they take it back & get a refund:biggrin:
 
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