Why did the bicycle fall over?

[Dayvo]

Because there was no dope on (in) it.

 

[colly]

Because it had too much Double Diamond.

 

[colly]

Because it couldn't do quadratics: (R[sup]2[/sup] + N[sup]2[/sup]) * cos[sup]2[/sup]Beta - 2 * R * B * cos Beta + B[sup]2[/sup] - N[sup]2[/sup] = 0


Where:

Beta Head Tube Angle
R Radius of the wheel
B Fork Offset
N Trail
Epsilon Steering Angle

 

[Cardiac]

Just a thought...

If a bicycle falls over and no one is around, does it make a noise?

 

[slowmotion]

...because it was well oiled...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The spokesman for the Department for Transport denies that it fell, preferring to refer to negative horizontality forces and gravitational re-equilibration.

 

[machew]

The cycle didn't hit the ground, the ground hit the cycle

 

[meenaghman]

It didn't fall. It was (pedal) pushed!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Because the bicycle winter started.

 

[totallyfixed]

Presumably it just thought, "I'll drop out"

 

[Silver Fox]

Because some thieving parasite dropped it as they were dragging it from my garage.

 

[just jim]

because it "hit the wall". You know. Like bonked? Hahha!! I'm here all year.

 

[Fnaar]

...because it saw the Swiss roll.... apple turnover... Venetian blind?

 

[tudor]

because it stepped on a banana peel.

 

[Dayvo]

because it didn't have the right gear.