PBancroft
Senior Member
- Location
- Winchester
It was too tired.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
- Thread starter PBancroft
- Start date
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Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
It couldn't handle bars
upsidedown
Waiting for the great leap forward
- Location
- The middle bit
Needed a brake.
DiddlyDodds
Random Resident
- Location
- Littleborough
It was framed *(this would have been funny if the joke had been "Which bike did the crime" but it wasn't so it isn't)
Silver Fox
Guru
It was all cranked up.
Simba
Specialized Allez 24 Rider
- Location
- Tottington - Lancashire
It wheelie needed a rest
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
smoked some dodgy gear.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
It was two tyred
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
...because someone accidentally knocked into it when it was propped against the wall.
fatblokish
Guru
- Location
- In bath
because the stand was incorrectly adjusted
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
*in a New Zealand accent* It needed a rust.
bad, very bad.
bad, very bad.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
...because the hill was too bl**dy steep! 
