Why did the chicken....

[Nihal]

...cross the road?

 

[EltonFrog]

Is this some kind of yoke?

 

[Cycleops]

The old ones are always the best!

 

[Paulus]

How much does she have to shell out for those eggs?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I think I'll stick these puns in the old family albumen.

 

[numbnuts]

The old ones are always the best!

Sorry, but I like my eggs nice and fresh

 

[perplexed]

Om-letting you know I quite like that cartoon...

 

[TVC]

That cracked me up.

 

[jayonabike]

I've scrambled my brain trying to think of an egg based joke, but they've all been poached.

 

[colly]

A fowl joke if ever there was.

 

[perplexed]

I've scrambled my brain trying to think of an egg based joke, but they've all been poached.

Don't let it ruffle your feathers.

 

[Doseone]

I've had an oeuf of all these egg puns

 

[Maverick Goose]

The yolk's on you

 

[laurence]

these puns will gall us all





(my coat is on and i am headed for the door)

 

[Globalti]

What a cock up.