Why do Audi drivers get slated

[KnackeredBike]

I live opposite an Audi-driving estate agent.

From time to time he pops over to remind me he is a d*ckhead and I remind him that he is a d*ckhead.

 

[Lonestar]

So Audi's are the in thing in Peterborough?

 

[PaulB]

I refer to them as triple 'A's because when one does something unforgivable, it's 'another Audi aerosol (sp)."

 

[mustang1]

Do not stop being silly, or you will get old very quickly.

I know some people who were born old. They're a right hoot to be with. Not.

 

[mustang1]

The car parking spaces in UK are right stupid, perpendicular parking? The spaces should be at an angle making it easier to park. The Audi driver actually has the right idea.

 

[jefmcg]

Stop it, I am nearly wetting myself.

A litre of vodka can have that effect.

 

[gbb]

Bretton shopping centre car park from the looks of it. Parking spaces are too small for decent sized cars. That's why my wife is forever complaining when I spend 5 minutes going round and round till I find an end space or one with the minimum chance of someone dooring mine.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Bretton shopping centre car park from the looks of it. Parking spaces are too small for decent sized cars. That's why my wife is forever complaining when I spend 5 minutes going round and round till I find an end space or one with the minimum chance of someone dooring mine.

There standard 2.2 meter wide like most car parks..
The problem is bad parking and the width hasn't got bigger with the growth of cars keeping up with safety.

Audi man was having a laugh..a while back he'd have got a ticket ,but they stopped the parking nazis from ticketing..
I never park near Citroen piccaso type cars with child seats

 

[screenman]

I like small parking spaces.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Parking spaces are too small for decent sized cars.
That's why my wife is forever complaining when I spend 5 minutes going round and round till I find an end space or one with the minimum chance of someone dooring mine.

Yep!
'End bays' are seemingly wider, or you can at least position accordingly as far into it as possible
If I do drive to work, I'll find one, as they all open onto grass verges, or a path, so no worries about a wall to one side, if I go in the Panda, I can have almost 2 foot to the side in an end bay!
(Octavia's less though, obviously)

 

[winjim]

If you ask me, and I don't know why you wouldn't, all four of those cars are badly parked. People who can't or won't reverse park have no business driving.

 

[Crackle]

If you ask me, and I don't know why you wouldn't, all four of those cars are badly parked. People who can't or won't reverse park have no business driving.

If you reverse park, you can't load the boot. d'uh.

 

[John the Monkey]

If you reverse park, you can't load the boot. d'uh.

Unless you pop the trolley on top of the facing car. I'm sure no one would mind.

 

[Markymark]

Audi drivers' behaviour reflects on each other in the same way as cyclists' does.

 

[ufkacbln]

Audi drivers' behaviour reflects on each other in the same way as cyclists' does.

The ultimate outcast...

A cyclist who drives an Audi