Why should I spend more time in the English Countryside?

[subaqua]

You're in the wrong thread, English countryside.

yeah , we will keep the nice stuff and you lot can have the scummy bits . I have experienced the "wirral country park" , its like moel famau country park. full of townies that know nip all. theres places 10 mins further than moel famau that are wonderful

 

[Hacienda71]

To be honest it is all a bit like the opening sequence of American Werewolf in London.

 

[welsh dragon]

If all you can quote are 2 people murdered 20 years ago when people and youngsters are being murdered left right and centre in the cities, you are ddefinitely scraping the barrel there.

 

[subaqua]

Is the countryside really as safe as the tired old stereotypes make out though? Wasn't there a couple who were murdered, by shotgun I believe, in their remote Welsh farmhouse about 20 years ago, and still no one has been convicted of this crime? Wherever you live, you never really know who's lurking about outside ...

meibion usually burned the cottages before saes arrived.

come home to a real fire- buy a cottage in wales.

 

[MontyVeda]

Why would you want to go to the countryside? It's covered in sh!t!

 

[welsh dragon]

As opposed to being covered in oh wait sh.t in the cities. Just sh.t from different aninals.

 

[welsh dragon]

As opposed to your mockery of people I presume whenever you can. ?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Wherever you live, you never really know who's lurking about outside ...

Humphrey's.

 

[Dayvo]

[QUOTE 2713646, member: 1314"]Previously the longest I’d spent in the country was a couple of weeks on the Isle of Skye, but that was alright as that was my honeymoon.[/quote]

You should get out more!

 

[welsh dragon]

And your proud of that. ? Considering you dislike the cafe part so much because it consists of more than just cycling, you spend a great deal of time here. If you are serious where your unpleasant and uncalled for commentsa are concerened, there is something wrong with you.

I on the other hand was only joking. My comments were not said to upset, or offend anyone and if I did, then I apologise to anyone who may have been offended.

 

[welsh dragon]

Do you and does it. ?

 

[hopless500]

The English Countryside is a confection.....Many of the inhabitants are ugly..



.. and never speak to their neighbours except when they meet them by chance....

True, but they are a little way away, so meetings usually occur in the lane

... Nasal hair is widespread....

I definitely do NOT have nasal hair.

..So, for all that one has to deal with muppets in Range Rovers..

True.

....bad clothes....

Also true.

 

[welsh dragon]

@hopeless500. I have to admit that some of my neighbours may look a bit like that, and there is quite a distance between us as well. I don't have a range rover either. The rest is debatable. Ha ha

 

[hopless500]

Do you think the density of population might have any bearing on that? I'm sure I could find other grisly rural murders, if I could be bothered, but in this case I was just offering a defence to Crackle in the face of your rather silly mockery.

I think you will find it is called 'lighthearted banter'. Which you seem to dislike as you always do your best to disrupt wherever you find it.

 

[Crackle]

If all you can quote are 2 people murdered 20 years ago when people and youngsters are being murdered left right and centre in the cities, you are ddefinitely scraping the barrel there.

You do know that rates of depression, suicide, unemployment and alchoholism are higher in rural areas than urban, don't you. I'd include the links but this is cafe not C&D. It wouldn't surprise me if murder rates per capita were higher too.

Anyway, as you were....