Why should I spend more time in the English Countryside?

[deptfordmarmoset]

If there was a flashing red one at the rear end, I'd say they were bicycle lights.

 

[welsh dragon]

I don't fancy having my rear end lit up thank you very much. Ha ha

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I don't fancy having my rear end lit up thank you very much. Ha ha

They're only used to stop you getting rear ended, you know.

 

[welsh dragon]

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2714524, member: 1314"]In fact I'll get banned from the forum forever if I post what I think it is.[/quote]

Save you getting banned you could always flounce, although that tends to only last 10 minutes in your case...

 

[welsh dragon]

Does he often flounce. ?

 

[Dayvo]

I don't fancy having my rear end lit up thank you very much. Ha ha

Which one is you?

 

[welsh dragon]

Ew. Now gross. Im a dragon, not a baboon. If my bum looked like that I'd go to fhe Drs. What do you mean it does. ? I can flounce as well.....

 

[welsh dragon]

@Adrian do your balls light up like a christmas tree. Maybe you should see a dr.

 

[welsh dragon]

We do appear to have strayed from the original topic somewhat.

The bottom line no pun intended is that people living in the city should stay there. You really would not like it here. Theres to much green stuff, to many large smelly animals called cows and altogether to much fresh air. People in the cities aren't used to fresh air. It will make the dizzy and walk around carrying toilet rolls under they're arms. Lol

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

We get enough Grockles round these here parts; we don't want anymore. Having said that, we could do with some fresh blood in the area; the inbreeding is starting to get a bit bad Just be a bit careful which pubs you go into; some of them are local pubs for local people if you get my drift

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It says on my passport that I'm a citizen of the UK, not London and assorted cities. So you survivalists holed out in log cabins tucked away in the hills will just have to put up with my right to pootle past your mansions, houses and sheds.

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

So you survivalists holed out in log cabins tucked away in the hills will just have to put up with my right to pootle past your mansions, houses and sheds.

Just so long as you put up with our right to point in fear at the strange metal box thing you're pootling along in then throw our pitchforks at it

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Just so long as you put up with our right to point in fear at the strange metal box thing you're pootling along in then throw our pitchforks at it

Please do not call my bike a ''strange metal box thing'' because of its magical ability to move silently and to stay upright on 2 wheels. Especially if I'm on the plastic one. You country folk really don't want to be messing with magic like that.

 

[RedRider]

Has anyone mentioned 'How Do You Want Me?' yet?
Dylan Moran starred as naïve urban man Ian Lyons, who recently eloped with country girl Lisa Yardley (Charlotte Coleman). At the show's start, after a year living in London they move to the village of Snowle, where her unpleasant father (Frank Finlay) breeds turkeys. He and most of Lisa's family (which included Emma Chambers as her sister and Peter Serafinowicz as her boorish brother) take a dislike to Ian, and much of the comedy comes from how Ian copes with life with her family and village life in general.