Why would a primary school ruin my life?

[Markymark]

Can't you fit a mic to that CD player to record it for posterity?

I can recreate it by standing on a cat.

 

[tyred]

Perhaps you could suggest a different instrument - trombone, trumpet, bagpipes...

 

[Markymark]

Perhaps you could suggest a different instrument - trombone, trumpet, bagpipes...

Make her a one man band?

 

[Crackle]

Cello

http://www.top-vines.co/2015/11/adorable-and-talented.html

 

[Dayvo]

Make her a one man band?

Or just banned from the house whilst armed with an instrument.

 

[Crackle]

I'd rather have flute than yet another farking shoebox project though.

 

[Markymark]

Cello

http://www.top-vines.co/2015/11/adorable-and-talented.html

 

[mr_cellophane]

Mine started with a recorder. We had three different types. Eldest daughter progressed to a saxophone and youngest to the flute.

 

[tyred]

In a few years time she could be on Britain's Got Talent or some similar such TV programme...

 

[Dayvo]

In a few years time she could be on Britain's Got Talent or some similar such TV programme...

Or the father on 'Crime Watch.'

 

[Piemaster]

Think yourself lucky, my step-granddaughter is learning the violin.....

I've had years of it with my daughter. She has inherited my musical talents in that the only thing we both can get a tune out of is an ipod.

 

[classic33]

Tell your 6 year old son that Santa Clause is not real.
You can ruin all the others lives and enjoy the feeling of doing so.
And your child will be the most popular pupil for many years to come.

 

[Dave 123]

London's burning
London's burning
Fetch the engine
Fetch the engine
Fire fire
Fire fire
Pour the water
Pour the water

That's how I remember it....

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Why would a primary school ruin your life?

Ha!

Wait until they go to Art College...

 

[Julia9054]

Wait til her front 2 adult teeth come through and get her a trumpet.