Why you shouldn't slap cars

[mr_cellophane]

His descriptions are as close to reality as a Harry Potter story
"Stupid driver overtakes cyclist turns left and collides" where no car turns left
"Almost cut up by a Focus on the Bath Road at the Bath Road Hotel" how can you be almost cut up ?

 

[Herbie]

The man's an idiot! ... though I feel sorry for him that he hurt himself when he fell off his bike.

aye he made a right pillock of himself

 

[benb]

To lift a phrase from a well known 80s film:
His ego is writing cheques his body can't cash.

 

[glenn forger]

Flashdance. Classic.

 

[Brahan]

What a complete tosspot. He needs some road awareness lessons and a stout kick to the bollocks.

 

[CopperBrompton]

What a complete tosspot. He needs some road awareness lessons and a stout kick to the bollocks.

Not necessarily in that order.

 

[fourtotwo]

After watching the original video and some of his others my conclusion is thus....

Chubby little compo chaser!

As he states the hospital is literally a one minute hobble across the road. Only reason your wait for an ambulance is to have an official record.

If I see him about I'll sort him some stabilisers maybe

 

[SWSteve]

In the SAAB video, why did it take him so long to slow down as the traffic was doing so? Also, there's a sign just before where he hits the pavement telling cyclists to use the cycle lane (in the middle of the road), surely that would have been better than getting pushed into the curb?