Wife cheating on me..........help

[Alan Frame]

threepenny bits

Have we moved on to Cockney rhyming slang now ?

 

[Scoosh]

Miles....... not KM's..........

NO ! Definitely Kms - they go UP faster on the way out and DOWN faster on the way back

 

[Sun Superlight]

Good ending, shame that some of our more serious members seem to have been seriously offended by it.

 

[Mr Pig]

This is a serious issue and you guys shouldn't be making light of it.

Apart from the accelerated tyre wear there is a potential for high-speed handling to be effected. Get that tracking sorted out pronto.

 

[rich p]

Bloody hell, it was a good joke when it first came out, don't come over all po-faced. This is Cafe not the agony aunt thread

 

[goo_mason]

I've just split up with my boss-eyed girlfriend. I thought she was seeing someone else.

I just blew tea out of my nose!

 

[Baggy]

Bloody hell, it was a good joke when it first came out

Very subtle Mr.P, stick up for the OP but then tear him down by casually mentioning how old the joke is

 

[rich p]

Very subtle Mr.P, stick up for the OP but then tear him down by casually mentioning how old the joke is

Well spotted, Baggy

Damned by faint praise?

 

[Dave5N]

unfunny.

 

[Perfect Virgo]

Riotous!

 

[Panter]

This is a serious issue and you guys shouldn't be making light of it.

Apart from the accelerated tyre wear there is a potential for high-speed handling to be effected. Get that tracking sorted out pronto.

PMSL



I'm quite amazed people have been offended by this thread but hey ho

 

[Mr Pig]

I'm quite amazed people have been offended by this thread

I'm not. Some of the folk on here are wound pretty tight.

Just be thankful it wasn't a gay joke!

 

[Globalti]

I agree - some people really seem to have zero sense of humour, even if it was rather an old joke. Are they the same ones who come over all PC on this forum?

 

[asterix]

I agree - some people really seem to have zero sense of humour, even if it was rather an old joke. Are they the same ones who come over all PC on this forum?

Not at all, I thought it quite funny.

 

[SheilaH]

Who is PC and does he/she mind?