Yeah, fair enough. But how hard can it be to ride a bicycle? It's not as if it's football, is it?
And the Tour de France? I saw the route on a map. They miss out massive bits. Tour de Schmace!
Why not Sir Giggs or Lord Rooney? Class bias, that's why!
The only gong that means a thing is the Sports Person Thingy, which Zara Thingummy won, so it must be special because she did that horse thing that everyone remembers like they know where they were when Kennedy shot that bloke in the library.
I was glad that Lord Moynihan got it for steering those rowing blokes all those years ago, but why didn't the eight blokes who did all the rowing get anything? They had to work much harder!