Globalti
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I've booked an appointment to see my GP on Friday about two trivial matters:
1 - In the last few years whenever I eat bread, especially sticky moist bread that's high in gluten, I get painfully bloated guts and I fart like a horse. I know that as I age I am less able to digest gluten so is there actually any point in going to see him? He will probably just ask: "Have you tried gluten-free bread?"
2 - In the last few years I've grown some nasty hard little piles on my bottom. They don't really cause me pain when I walk or cycle although they get a bit sore if I'm heavy-handed with the loo paper. I know at as I age piles are to be expected so is there actually any point in going to see him? He will probably just ask: "Do they bleed or cause you pain when cycling? No? Be grateful then!"
What does the panel think?
1 - In the last few years whenever I eat bread, especially sticky moist bread that's high in gluten, I get painfully bloated guts and I fart like a horse. I know that as I age I am less able to digest gluten so is there actually any point in going to see him? He will probably just ask: "Have you tried gluten-free bread?"
2 - In the last few years I've grown some nasty hard little piles on my bottom. They don't really cause me pain when I walk or cycle although they get a bit sore if I'm heavy-handed with the loo paper. I know at as I age piles are to be expected so is there actually any point in going to see him? He will probably just ask: "Do they bleed or cause you pain when cycling? No? Be grateful then!"
What does the panel think?
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