Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by domtyler, 26 Sep 2007.
...person who goes to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
...woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, very unhygienic.
...Man who stands on toilet, high on pot.
Man who farts in Church, sits in own pew.
only fools rush in
don't want to detract from dom's theme but following on from btfb, did anybody see the Elvis Tribute Artists on TV this evening? Some of them can never have seen or heard Elvis. Others were very good. Even Vernon made a good job of it, singing at a Las Vegas wedding.
many a mickle makes a muckle!
Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
But man with two hole in pocket, not feel two cocky!
Man who wears flares soon covered with bike oil.
Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon leads to undoing of fly.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who has cats feels many pussys.
Man who sticks willy in a biscuit tin is f***** crackers!
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