Wise man say...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by domtyler, 26 Sep 2007.

  1. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    ...person who goes to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
  2. OP

    domtyler Über Member

    ...woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, very unhygienic.
  3. OP

    domtyler Über Member

    ...Man who stands on toilet, high on pot.
  4. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Bored Dom?
  5. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    Man who farts in Church, sits in own pew.
  6. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    only fools rush in
  7. John Ponting

    John Ponting Über Member

    don't want to detract from dom's theme but following on from btfb, did anybody see the Elvis Tribute Artists on TV this evening? Some of them can never have seen or heard Elvis. Others were very good. Even Vernon made a good job of it, singing at a Las Vegas wedding.
  8. dangerousjules

    dangerousjules Über Member

    many a mickle makes a muckle!
  9. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
  10. Graham O

    Graham O New Member

    But man with two hole in pocket, not feel two cocky! xx(
  11. Cab

    Cab New Member

    Man who wears flares soon covered with bike oil.
  12. spesh

    spesh Well-Known Member

    Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon leads to undoing of fly.
  13. spesh

    spesh Well-Known Member

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  14. Paulus

    Paulus Started young, and still going.

    Man who has cats feels many pussys.
  15. Melvil

    Melvil Guest

    Man who sticks willy in a biscuit tin is f***** crackers!
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