Wise man say...

[spesh]

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

women are like pianos, when they're not upright they're grand

 

[Canrider]

Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself?

 

[Elmer Fudd]

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.

 

[stevenb]

Your damned if you do and your damned if you don't.
Oldee but true.

 

[rich p]

Do not resent growing old; many are denied the privilege.


Bollix, I'm 53 today

 

[Aperitif]

Happy birthday rich - just leading me by a couple (er 4) of months. Amazing the upsurge in maturity on this forum!

 

[Abitrary]

...person who goes to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

Person who goes to bed *naked* with itchy bum, that is.

If you have any sort of under-crackers on you can use that a shield, and will provide a more satisfying scratch.

And you can just chuck them in the basket in the morning and not have to wash your hands

 

[Elmer Fudd]

And you can just chuck them in the basket in the morning and not have to wash your hands

I'll remember that as I eat my bacon sarnie !!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

And you can just chuck them in the basket in the morning and not have to wash your hands

I'll remember that as I eat my bacon sarnie !!

 

[spesh]

Happy birthday rich - just leading me by a couple (er 4) of months. Amazing the upsurge in maturity on this forum!

An upsurge in venerability more like, I have my doubts about maturity...

 

[mr_hippo]

Don't lose your temper, no-one else wants to find it!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

He who laughs last thinks slowest.